It's Hard Being a Pimp
I have been checking CuteOverload a lot lately. The cuteness can be a bit overwhelming at times--I nearly always end up aww-ing out loud (aol-ing, perhaps?). This evening, however, there was a post that inspired more laughing than cooing, and I found it too hilarious not to share.
That G.P. is one impressive little guy. It had to take some real smarts and ambition to break out of his cage and into the adjacent cage containing 24 ladies. And it must have taken some ridiculous horniness to, upon arrival, "romance" all of them. That'll do, pig!
The fact that the lucky guy slept for 2 whole days afterwards just goes to show that it's hard out there for a pimp. Of course, the guinea pig pimp might have it a bit easier than his human counterpart--he won't have to pay child support for the 43 children he fathered in his one night of passion.
Update: I have been further informed by The Definitive Source that this story is a bit old, and that there's even more hilarity not mentioned on CuteOverload. According to the BBC, this lusty guinea pig got a lot of fame for his one night stands, getting his own website AND a lifetime membership to London's Stringfellows Club. Sooty here may have upstaged GP the Guinea Pig for most famous guinea pig! Definitely a bit less wholesome, though.
That G.P. is one impressive little guy. It had to take some real smarts and ambition to break out of his cage and into the adjacent cage containing 24 ladies. And it must have taken some ridiculous horniness to, upon arrival, "romance" all of them. That'll do, pig!
The fact that the lucky guy slept for 2 whole days afterwards just goes to show that it's hard out there for a pimp. Of course, the guinea pig pimp might have it a bit easier than his human counterpart--he won't have to pay child support for the 43 children he fathered in his one night of passion.
Update: I have been further informed by The Definitive Source that this story is a bit old, and that there's even more hilarity not mentioned on CuteOverload. According to the BBC, this lusty guinea pig got a lot of fame for his one night stands, getting his own website AND a lifetime membership to London's Stringfellows Club. Sooty here may have upstaged GP the Guinea Pig for most famous guinea pig! Definitely a bit less wholesome, though.
posted by Amy at 8:23 PM
1 Comments:
Oh Sooty..
and that site reminds me of the South Park episode where they play anchormen and have to compete with the show: animals close-up with a wide-angle lens, and its sequal animals close-up with a wide-angle lens wearing hats..
good times & thanks for coming back to the blogosphere (did i just use that word?)
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