Ass-Face, the Blue Ribbon Winner

Late night TV is some real slim pickin's. I just found myself watching a dog show on Animal Planet. Sheesh.

I really don't understand dog shows. At all. Look at this monstrosity of a dog that won the Eukanuba Tournament of Champions in Harrisburg Pennsylvania (Jeffery the Pekingese was the winner, he's first in the line of video clips to chose from). That thing is a giant puff of hair with a face that looks like a butt.

Yeah, sure, they judge the dogs based on the standards of their breed. But good lord! That is an ugly dog!